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Preview: The Pink NightmareThis definitely wasn't one of my better ideas. It was almost as bad as the time I tried to make chicken noodle soup for Fluttershy when she was sick. I mean sure, eggs count as chicken, but she didn't know that, and she nearly had a seizure when I told her what she was eating. I would never hurt one of her little pet chickens. That was a real disaster.Preview: The Pink Nightmare by ~drax99
This was far worse. I had taken a dare from Rainbow Dash that I couldn't make a costume scarier than her, and worse, I took the advice of the Cutie Mark Crusaders and was looking for something I KNOW scared Rainbow Dash. I was looking for the Ghostly Trees. I was looking for the evil meanie trees that I had giggled at to show my friends not to be afraid.
I was deep in the Everfree Forest, and I was completely alone.
I mean, normally it’s not so bad, the critters mostly leave me alone, and I can giggle at the spooky stuff. Being alone, however, was starting to make me just a teensy bit worried. Even my Pinkie Sense was giving me all
Behind the Curtain: PrologueBehind the Curtain: Prologue by ~drax99
Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. --Agent Smith
A steady beeping echoed around the little room as lights flashed lethargically in random patterns across the control panels of various machines. Intermittent scratching marked the passage of ink across a graphed chart as another machine recorded esoteric data in a spiked line along a continuous scroll which gathered in neatly perforated sheets in a bin below. The ambient light was mostly a warm yellow of incandescent bulbs, highlighted by the violet glow of one of the room
Diary of a Mad Mare Ch3Dear Sunbutt,Diary of a Mad Mare Ch3 by ~drax99
Guess what? I’m drunk! Why don't we have this stuff in Equestria? Even Japplejacks cider ain't this good. Jack days humans drink it to feel good and forget stuff, and I’m feelin really good now. Hah, and its made from corn! I remember seeing some silly law about no alka alpo booze. Too scared your little ponies kant take it? Huh?
I feel fiiine. me and Jack drank wisky and sang songs all night. Pipy pie just stared at us with a stupid look on her stupid face like some lost dog. Dashie tried to make me stop, but Im a grown mare and I know what I want. Y’know jack isn't too badfor a bald monky thing. too bad hes so bukin ugly!
Wanna know a secret? I kissed him. He freaked out and ran away after that, so I drank the rest of the bottle. I don care no more. I’m gonna die here, and I don't care. Pinks is till starin at me now, and I don't care. Rambo dashie wont talk to me and I don care.
Why the buck haven't you saved us yet? Are we not good enough for y